Affiliate with Pokéuniverse

Use the following button selection to link to the site, making sure you upload it to either your site or some random image host, like ImageShack.us or PhotoBucket.com. I have plenty of bandwidth, but come on guys, help me out here. :/

    

If you own a site and you're interested, then this page is for you. >8D

Affiliation is a quick and easy process, which simply involves two sites linking together with either a normal text link or a small banner, am I right guys? Technically, yeah, that's how affiliating works. But in order for us to affiliate, we need to go by the some stuff, OK?

Content
I want to see juicy parragraphs with content. I want walls of text. x amount of pages means virtually nothing if they all have no actual parragraph. I got to be honest, I don't really read all your pages due to my constant laziness. So if I see too much content and don't really review everything on your site, then you definitely meet this.
Hits
None of that "Over 9,000 unique hits" thing, because that definitely does not convince me more to affiliate.
No Forums
Unless your community is very large an active, my answer will still be no to whoever asks.
Work-Safe
Please, make your site work-safe for me and others. As in, so explicit content or anything that isn't safe.
Availability
Your site shouldn't be down for long periods of time. If the case is met, I'll remove your button. When it is back, then give me a holler so I can re-add it.
Pokémon/Gaming Related
Your site should in the least be centered around general video gaming or Pokémon in general.

Just meeting this doesn't mean my accepting is ensured-I actually need to like your web site to affiliate. It should have something that makes me get addicted to it. Also, you don't really have to meet this criteria. Me liking your site is basically enough to affiliate. That is, if you catch my good side, which depends on how you request an affiliation.

Ready?

If you have confidence that you and I will be great affiliates, then the next step is to go to the Contact page.